Last night I had a dream that I was going on break at work, everything was normal.. until I went to go to the bathroom and Shauna (YES YOU) was crying on the floor about a little girl telling her she was going to get scabies. So I was all like, dude chill, what? Then I walk out of the bathroom and theres this fucking child of the corn standing there screaming that Shauna has scabies. So I was just like ookkkayyy bye and walked away and then I go into the dining room of panera and it’s full of like.. Frankensteins and convicts and zombies. It basically looked like an entire Haunted House staff got loose. THEN for some reason they all started taking over our jobs and were working. So I just like LOLed for a minute and said HEY WHATEVA. So I go up and order a You Pick Two, BTB Grilled and Brocolli Cheddar soup. The guy doesnt press a single button so I go around and do it myself. THEN I get my food and the bacon turkey bravo isnt grilled and tastes fucking WEIRD bro. So I notice that it has regular mustard on it and not bravo sauce. I go try and fix and and Nancy is like ’you miiight want to just leave it’ and I walk up and they filled the bravo sauce with entire mushrooms. I immediately started crying and got really offended, but just ate the soup and manned up.
So then after my break these fools all leave and I go back to work and I’m ringing people up and its all a bunch of teenagers and they have some strange thing going on where they wont give their own name for the order they just keep using other peoples names but they seemed like really troubled about it so Im just like …k… and then I woke up.
…you’re welcome, bye.
