February 2012
8 posts
4 tags
who am i.
“People fall so in love with their pain, they can’t leave it behind. The same as the stories they tell. We trap ourselves.”
—Chuck Palahniuk
January 2012
10 posts
Watchthedevilslover:
sik
panera dreams
Last night I had a dream that I was going on break at work, everything was normal.. until I went to go to the bathroom and Shauna (YES YOU) was crying on the floor about a little girl telling her she was going to get scabies. So I was all like, dude chill, what? Then I walk out of the bathroom and theres this fucking child of the corn standing there screaming that Shauna has scabies. So I was just...
for saleeee
BRAND NEW - NEVER USED Samsonite Aspire 17” Sport Business Upright
Also including an unopened package of 2 locks for the bag
http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/for/2811448847.html
Tyrrannosaurus Box: My Milk Shake: Journey of the... →
shanchuk:
This song has been stuck in my head for about 3 weeks. Wish I knew why. I wish I could stop it. In addition to it playing constantly in my head I can not stop making what I think are hilarious renditions of this horrid song. IE: The Charlie Day photo. OR this screenplay written at 5am Thursday…
We will make this video. But now we have to make it fast or someone else will do it...
hi
so I’m on my way to naptown right now and I was just allllmost asleep but not quite there yet and I had a thought/dream. It was about kicking a man and it sounding like there was a bunch of lettuce under his shirt. it made the sound biting into a sandwich containing lettuce makes.
I’m still drunk from last night, if you couldn’t tell.
December 2011
8 posts
4 tags
tonight.
I just witnessed a paddywagon pull up next to Red. Cop got out and walked over to him, said hello, and full out broman hug him. Then he gets back in the paddywagon and drives off.
oh, okay, normal.
September 2011
1 post
August 2011
3 posts
3 tags
2 tags
another dream post
me: so. we were in a hotel room and it was dark and there was a wicked bright light from outside and you were like i wonder if that planes light is doing this to every room
me: and then we went outside a while later and it was light out and i looked around the corner just because and this plane was coming straight for the ground and i was like holy shit thats going to hit
me: and you were like whaaa?
me: and i was like just get down you fool
me: so we did and i saw all these cars fly backwards and people running and then boston was gone and there were only some survivors so they set up this underground place for us all to chill
me: with like dead comedians putting on shows like robots
me: but oh
me: you left
me: the plane hit and you peaced out
christian: damn straight
me: and then at the underground place i saw you and you were dancing
me: for no reason
christian: gotta dance
me: by yourself in a corner
christian: fuck yeah
me: and your hair was really long haha
christian: FUCK YEAH
christian: this is the greatest dream ever
me: and then the ground started shaking and there was an earthquake
me: and then i woke up haha
me: of course
July 2011
11 posts
5 tags
4 tags
3 tags
2 tags
4 tags
June 2011
13 posts
lol
had a dream last night that i got hammered before work at a mall? and then tried to change from jeans into work pants and put one of each leg on and didnt notice. ate guacamole from a spoon with no chips, went to some random house where I knew no one. they were all making fun of my pants. and then i was like 3 hours late to work and i was convinced i smelled like beer vodka and redbull. then i...
